“You may feel the need to touch my stomach. Beware that I may feel the need to clock you before you get there. I’m very protective.”
Erin
(to be worn when out in out in public, and not when amongst friends)
“You may feel the need to touch my stomach. Beware that I may feel the need to clock you before you get there. I’m very protective.”
Erin
(to be worn when out in out in public, and not when amongst friends)
Pretty good one. 🙂 But my favorite for you so far is “this is a better reason to throw up than anything you did last night.”