I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils. O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers! This loaf's big with its yeasty rising. Money's new-minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples, Boarded the train there's no getting off. - Sylvia Plath
And, no, this doesn’t mean that we’re getting a cellphone.
Congratulations 🙂
Only you would make an announcement this way. :-p