Erin: “Oops, I signed up to bring goodie bags to Nathaniel’s school. What should I put in them? Good-for-you stuff?”
Sydney: “C-R-A-P is cheaper.”
Here Katherine inserts herself: “What’s C-A-R-P?”
Prompt reply from Erin: “Carp. It’s a kind of fish.”
Nathaniel perks up. “Are you putting that in the goodie bags?”
This one will have me cackling for a week.